GLORIFIED VIDEO MESSAGE

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GLORIFIED VIDEO MESSAGE

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Sound FX and Full 1080P Quality

Glorified or Custom Background

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Have the Lord himself create an AWESOME HD VIDEO for you or your loved one... or, someone you hate!

Jesus can be serious and reverent or funny! Jesus will say ANYTHING you want. Yes, even THAT, you potty-mouth!

HOW DOES IT WORK?

  • Simply provide Jesus with a script of up to 50 words. Or he can write one for you for $10 (see gig extras below).
  • Need more than 50 words? Simply purchase more gigs.

 

Pricing:

1-50 words = 1 gig

51-100 words = 2 gigs

101-150 words = 3 gigs

151-200 words = 4 gigs

201-250 words = 5 gigs

etc...

Need it TODAY? No problem! Jesus can usually deliver within the hour for a fee. Message Jesus for custom RUSH ORDERS. There is no rest for the son of God, Jesus makes videos 7 days a week 365 days a year!

**TAKE NOTE: BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PRONUNCIATION! 

Any words that need to be said correctly (places, people's names, etc) need to be spelled out phonetically [FOE—NET—ICK-LEE] in brackets after the word/name or attach a sound recording of it, otherwise Jesus will just say it how he thinks it's said. Revisions are $5 if you fail to provide proper pronunciation.

 

If you DON'T want heavenly background music or Jesus Chorus, PLEASE make that clear in the order. Otherwise it will automatically be included.